Udder Destruction

October 1st, 2009

This was prompted by a request for a cow robot from months ago. I decided to try oils again, and was pretty happy with the way the oil paint behaved compared to the acrylics I’ve been using.

Caturday Nite

August 31st, 2009

As a companion piece to the other WoW druid painting, I present to you, Caturday Nite is All Rite for Fite.

The chief inspiration again is Alamo’s guide, somehow combined with Elton John for no real reason. The Alamo is in the background on the left.

There are a few other details alluding to some other things. The cat in the left corner is inspired by this video. The robot references Keith Kadera’s main complaint about WoW: not enough robots. Pilot Mountain looms in the background as a reminder of my native region.

I found an awesome frame for it at the flea market.

Tommy vs. the Pirates

August 29th, 2009

I finished this months ago but haven’t had time to post it.

Prompted by the news reports of Somali pirates, Tommy penned this masterpiece.

Here’s my execution :

Odilon Redon Redone.

June 2nd, 2009

In my early years, I often spent time absorbing the pages of my mom’s art books. It was invaluable, and at least in this one case, amusing. At some point, maybe I was 10 I stumbled upon a reproduction of Odilon Redon’s painting of the Cyclops.

I don’t remember exactly what I thought, but I think I found it a little creepy. Although this monster seems soppy and is probably harmless, the fact that he’s leering at a naked woman didn’t escape me.

Regardless of speculation on my psychological response, I now have hard evidence of an artistic response.

Here we see the monster is back, but wears a pointed horn and carries a spiked club. A knight wearing a spartan style helmet challenges the beast. Pegasus is tied to a rock and is none too happy about it. Now that I think about it, couldn’t Pegasus just fly upwards pulling the loop of the rope off the rock? It reminds me of how I got my bike stolen in Savannah.

The triumvirate of spartan warrior, Pegasus and the Cyclops certainly recalls Harryhausens work in the 7th Voyage of Sinbad and Clash of the Titans. Clash of the Titans was released in 1981 and it was certainly an influence.

Harryhausen's Cyclops My Cyclops' Ugly Mug

Perhaps the knight is saying “Stay away from my woman!” or perhaps I was just disappointed with the flowery sentimentality of Redon’s impressionism and wanted to create a more meat and potatoes take on the Cyclops.

Everything is Everything

May 24th, 2009

Here’s a poster I did real quick for America Town The Movie.

In the Leafy Treetops, Max Says ‘Good Morning!’

May 20th, 2009

I finished this painting a month or two ago, but I’ve been busy with a lot of other things that have prevented me from updating the blog.

A while back, Lauren was singing this nursury song :

In The Leafy Treetops

In the leafy treetops, the birds sing “Good morning.”
They’re first to see the sun. They must tell everyone.
In the leafy treetops, the birds sing “Good morning.”

In my pretty garden, the flowers are nodding.
“How do you do?” they say. “How do you do today?”
In my pretty garden, the flowers are nodding.

But she was changing the words a bit. In her version, one of our cats named Max was saying “Good Morning.” I was amused by the idea of our bright eyed fluffy cat cheerfully greeting terrified birds in the morning.

There’s also a tiny tribute to Q*bert in this one.

Exterminate Alien Kexts

March 10th, 2009

So I finally figured out why my Macbook Pro was barfing and otherwise misbehaving when I plugged in an external display.

When I first got the MBP, I used the Migration Assistant to pull all my files over from my Hackintosh desktop. It did a pretty good job of pulling over all my apps, settings, and files. But it also pulled over some Hackintosh kexts for the mutant display drivers people use to get Hackintoshes to work.

So I found ‘em and removed ‘em. The MBP has been happy as a clam since then.

Classic Space Legos

March 9th, 2009

Because of a recent dispute with Tommy Long about Legos, my appreciation of Legos has been renewed. So I got a few old sets out and ordered a few replacement pieces from Bricklink and built some of the very cool old school Classic Space Lego sets my brother and I had as a kid.

This is a custom design. I think my brother built it.

These two shots are from the Legoland 6927 All Terrain Vehicle set.

Here’s a shot of the Legoland 6970 Beta-1 Command Base. I was only missing one or two insignificant pieces. I still had the flag and the large printed brick you see here.

Yes, there are Hessians in Space.

Anarchy ‘88 and Anarchy ‘08

February 28th, 2009

When I was about 16 I was pondering centralized control of media, especially TV, and the fact that most people didn’t seem to mind the pablum they were fed. Possibly inspired by the Macintosh commercial of 1984, I drew this pen and ink drawing of a mohawk festooned punk rocker jabbing an oversized needle into the glassy eye of the idiot box.

I started a new painting late last year as a 20 year re-visitation of the theme. A lot has changed in the realm of media outlets, distribution and the offerings available to anyone anywhere. Between the Internet and Tivo, I’ve been able to jab my own sharp needle into the baleful eye of the thing I really hated about TV, the commercials.

So I thought it would be a good time to revisit the theme.

The painting is 24x30 on hard board, and was larger than anything I’ve attempted recently. So it took me forever to finish it. It has the recurring one eyed monsters and lizard men I’ve been painting and drawing reecently, but there are a few other noteworthy cameos.

Here is the punk from the original drawing, 20 years later. Now he’s married and is trying to figure out how to plug the TV in. The original tv is also there, on its side, obsolete and useless.

Here’s my mom and dad riding around in my dad’s a-model hot rod project car.

Here we can see David Rose, Tommy Long, and Doctor Who peeking out of the Tardis. He’s not sure he wants to get involved with this mess, because it’s a tangle that can’t be solved without guns, face punching and biting. Dave on the other hand, is in his element, gleefully chasing a monster with a broken beer bottle. Tommy is putting his hockey equipment to good use as well.

Matt Turner is wearing part of his Spartan costume while George uses his MTG cards to cast some sort of spell. Behind them is a LARPer, casting a level 1 Lightning Bolt.

Finally, there’s Lauren, reloading her Beretta, while my brother Jon lines up a shot. The Time Bandits are making a quick getaway. The item they were after has already been stolen . . .

HAY GUSY! Finally Framed and on the Wall

February 23rd, 2009

Man, this is an old post from last year. I never got around to publishing it until now. It’s an interesting note about my varnishing process and the musty old frame I found.

8 coats of varnish. Here’s my varnish schedule!

1-21-08, 9am - 1st coat
1-21-08, 12:40pm - 2nd
1-21-08, 4pm - 3rd
1-21-08, 9pm - 4th
1-22-08, 9pm - 5th
1-23-08, 8am - 6th
1-24-08, 7am - 7th
1-26-08, 2:30pm - 8th

And that’s when I ran out of my varnish mix. I could have mixed some more, but I was satisfied with the wet glossiness by this time.

I found an authentically crusty old frame from the flea market. It had a reprint of a photo of Confederate Army Leadership in it when I bought it.